IT's unsinkable!

[themadclipper]

I just couldn't let this one go down the drain. For those who possibly are new to the water closet of the boards and are completely clueless, stick around. No one in here bites, but everyone appreciates a courtesy flush.:rolleyes:

[Labby]

*sigh* Murphy strikes again. Nature never calls when there's absolutely no one in the lobby, and I have nothing to do. No, nature calls when I have to get ready for breakfast and constantly monitor the coffee, as well as check everyone out.

Oy vey.

[Kelly]

Oh no....I was wondering if this would make it over here. I've said my piece though, so I'll leave it at that :p

[brianfalexander]

Looks like the vets are confusing me.

[Kelly]

Trust me, Brian, run away....and never look back! Hehehe

[brianfalexander]

I don't want to do that. I like you people.

[Kelly]

Hehe I meant just from this thread ;) After a little while, you might change your opinion of these people hehe

[brianfalexander]

Oh I see. Why would I change my opinion of people?

[Labby]

I'll have to get some of the lists from the 'Grounds. IT must go on!

[themadclipper]

Looks like the vets are confusing me.

In a way, it is piecework.

This thread has almost as much history as BA, although not as many incarnations. While I still pretty much a newb on the old boards (under 1K posts, I think) Labby mentioned the existence of a fascinating thread which, over the course of time [probably 4 or 5 posts] veered so far away from its original intent that it was indeed unrecognizable. However, the theme which evolved was one of instant identification and universal appeal, but it, like most threads, slipped into obscurity. Labby's reference to it brought out the ADD in me, and I relentlessly pursued this thread until I found it, and resurrected it. On the old boards, I was the resurrector of forgotten threads. I'll do the same here, because just because a thread is old, it doesn't mean it isn't relavent.

BTW, the title of the original thread is: "Is a long poo a good poo?"
And no, it really has nothing to do with poo. However, poo is now the *ahem* centerpiece- the crown jewel- of the thread.

[Kaylee13]

O so thats wat this is the poo thread nice job guys. This is probably the worst subject on the old boards i ever saw.

[themadclipper]

O so thats wat this is the poo thread nice job guys. This is probably the worst subject on the old boards i ever saw.

Hardly. This is art. After all, it's one of the few things which a toddler can make all by him or herself, for example, and is universally praised for.

So, our civilized nature and fastidious bathroom habits are as much to blame for the longevity of this thread.

Oops, we're getting back to lengths again....:cool:

[LauraA]

I KNEW it! LOL. I wondered who the brave soul would be to bring it back. I had two main suspects in mind, and lo and behold...one brought it back and the other jumped on it. ROTF!

Have fun guys. Not get back to work. ;)

[LauraA]

Oh dear....and I just noticed the new title. You guys are terrible!!! :D:p:eek: My mom and I always say it's the cheapest form of entertainment. Get the guys together and then back away....

(F.Y.I.~ "Guys" meaning whoever....well, kind of. LOL)

[themadclipper]

Well, I suppose I should cut to the chase. I've already OB'ed this, but we had some delicious (that is, really greasy pizza) tonight. Without being too gross, well ... three flushes.:eek:

[fireproof]

nice, and for the nostalgic i have created a topic with the old name as well!

[themadclipper]

Well, there's plenty to go around.

[Kaylee13]

I luv Taco Bell... but not so much for the after effects!

[themadclipper]

Taco Bell performs a valuable community service by making a long, hard job that much easier.

And faster.:eek:

[fireproof]

so taco bell has the ghost effect then

[themadclipper]

This thread is over three years old.... This is how IT all began-

Is a long poo a good poo?
20. Mar 2005 at 22:24
I was talking with a friend of mine a few weeks ago and we got on the subject of taking a poo. I believe I was the one who brought it up.

Me: "What do you think, is a long poo a good poo?"
My Friend: "Would you care to be more specific?"
Me: "Well, it's a time to think things through and just 'let it out' if you know what I mean. Ha, double meaning, it's great!"
My Friend: "HA! That's awesome. Yeah man, I'd have to agree. A long poo is definately a good poo, all the way!"
Me: "Depends on what you're thinking about too I guess... Nothing more depressing than thinking about 'crap' as it were while you're sitting on the toilet... haha."
My Friend: "Well... If you look at it that way... I guess so..."

So, I want to know your guys' opinions; Is a long poo a good poo? Any comments? Cheesy lol *awaits the very weird responses*

J likes to poot on stage
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/Toddrick33/Jeremy%20Camp/10%20December%2031%202004%20Buena%20Park%20CA/Knotts23.jpg

More nuggets of wisdom-

Re: Is a long poo a good poo?
Reply #38 - 26. Mar 2005 at 13:04
talking about poop is gross tho, like my mom just came in the room and was telling about her poop Undecided she does gross stuff like that on purpose, she knows it makes me gag Cryits just disturbing to have your mom do that


Re: Is a long poo a good poo?
Reply #43 - 27. Mar 2005 at 00:02 Quote
I must ask ...... Who defines rather a poo is a long one or not? Is there a poo guide out there that I missed?


StuD

Reply #45 - 27. Mar 2005 at 02:21
Well, your bathroom time is generally shorter if you are in a hurry, but if you have time on your hands and you wish to think over things, it's a fairly good time to do so. I mean, heck, look at the benefits!:

1.) You're alone (hopefully!)
2.) It's quiet (let's not get into dairia, etc.)
3.) Time to read Cheesy
4.) That nice feeling of relief when everything's said and done.

Of course, it's nice to have short pooping periods every once in a while too. The reason I bring this up is because my life has been a roller coaster ride as of last year and God's taking me on a quite the journey. I have begun to enjoy my time on the throne for the simple reason of just being quiet and thinking things through. Where would we be without our precious white seat? I dare not conceive a world without it! <insert irony here>

*turns to Michelle and coughs very pointedly* Spunky! *cough*

[themadclipper]

I know this is really long, but I saw this poopie thread and had to add this...

GHOST POOPIE The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.

TURTLE POOPIE: The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out

POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger.

GAS-SY POOPIE: The kind where it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling!

CORN POOPIE: (Self explanatory)

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out, you swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get spashed with water.

LIQUID POOPIE: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots you of your butt and spashes all over the toilet bowl.

MEXICAN POOPIE: The kind that smells so bad your nose burns.

UPPER CLASS POOPIE: The kind of Poopie that doesn't smell.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

[themadclipper]

Reply #99 - 25. Aug 2005 at 20:49
Got some more for you

THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD POOPIE" POOPIE- The kind where you want to poopie, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.

THE CROWD PLEASER--- This poopie is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

THE CRACK FLAPPER POOPIE
This poopie seems to create its own weather system. Your bum cheeks feel like they're flapping in the wind when this poopie comes out.

THE "BEST NICKEL I EVER SPENT" POOPIE-- This is any poopie that you take in a "pay" bathroom. Thankfully, there aren't too many of these left. If you're ever in a Mexican border town, be sure to try one!

THE RITUAL
This poopie occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS POOPIE
A poopie so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.

THE AFTERSHOCK POOPIE
This poopie has an odor so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected.

THE GROANER
A poopie so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

THE FLOATER
Characterized by its floatability, this poopie has been known to
resurface after many flushings.

THE RANGER
A poopie which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.

THE PHANTOM POOPIE
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to
putting it there.

THE BOMBSHELL
A poopie that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to poopie (ie. during a root canal) or you are nowhere near poopie-ing facilities.

THE SNAKE CHARMERA long skinny poopie which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.

THE Event POOPIE
This poopie occurs exactly 30 minutes prior to the start of any competitive event you entered, concert your attending, etc.

THE PEBBLES-FROM-HEAVEN POOPIE
An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually CAN'T poopie.

ENERGIZER vs DURACELL POOPIE
Also known as a "Still Going" poopie. Need we say more..

THE ROCKET POOPIE
The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.

THE PORRIDGE POOPIE
The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: (a) flush and keep going, or (b) risk it piling up to your bum while you sit there helpless.

THE "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BUNNY" POOPIE
When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.

THE "WHAT THE Heck DIED IN HERE?" POOPIE
Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gaggin and gasping for air.

THE "I JUST KNOW THERE'S A TURD STILL DANGLING THERE" POOPIE
Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.

[themadclipper]

Wow- here's my first post....

Ex Member

Re: Is a long poo a good poo?
Reply #139 - 09. Oct 2006 at 00:47 Quote
Diapers... we did cloth in Europe with our first.

I think this was just after board meltdown II (when an admin who shall remain nameless *accidentally* unplugged the server whilst yours truly was logged in LOL!)

On the old boards, this went to 89 pages.

Not only that, the kid didn't care if the nappies were dry, full, or wet. There were some "interesting" specimens that came out of those, shaped kinda like UFO's with dorsal fins. You had to kinda give the diaper a "snap" to liberate it, and when it hit the water (as it was basically flat), it kinda danced from side to side several times before meeting its ultimate watery demise.

More random history:
Re: Is a long poo a good poo?
Reply #163 - 11. Oct 2006 at 18:56
George Carlin:
"Kids love *gas. *Gases are IT without the mess." Cool

(*I wasn't sure about the "f" word [for gas, not the other one], so I hope I saved someone an edit!)
Gee, does this count as cleaning up after myself?

Posts: 1819

Gender: female

Re: Is a long poo a good poo?
Reply #164 - 11. Oct 2006 at 23:07 Quote
It's more likely that the censor built in to the program would edit your language for you. It's programed to not allow certain words to be posted.

let's test yours and see if it will allow it...

FART

[Kaylee13]

OMG! I lamost DIED laughin when I read those... um "terms" I mean seriously I had to wipe my eyes that was hilarious!:D

[fireproof]

this is a photo taken at camp a couple of years ago but one of the umpteen cameras on site, we still have it as the after houyrs show does rely on gross/toilet humour lol

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v689/boyeatstoast/av4pics153.jpg

[themadclipper]

Wow is too short of a response, but that is the only appropriate response.

Wow.

I just noticed the little thread icon- the poo's on fire!

[fireproof]

haha yes indeed!

[themadclipper]

Never say hi to a cat after they've been doing routine maintenance. Someone else in our home coined the term "butt breath" after an experience this weekend.

[themadclipper]

Hmmm, I'm having homemade enchiladas and refried beans.

Vesuvius is stirring....:eek:

[themadclipper]

Does anyone remember the Disney cartoon movie "The Rescuers"? Well, I had cauliflower with a most lovely cheese gravy that Jennifer made. So, what does that have to do with The Rescuers? I feel very much like Evinrude ...

Pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp....

[Labby]

Today I went swimming with a couple friends. We had the (river's) beach all to ourselves. Eventually nature called, though, and so I set out in search of a sheltered tree. The girls just didn't seem to understand the most fundamental truth about guys:

The world is our urinal.

The other guy there, though, understood perfectly: he'd just come back from a three-day camping trip with two other guys. No bathrooms. No outhouses. Heck, his fiance had to talk him into bringing toilet paper.

After having found a suitable tree (just slightly downstream -- maybe 10 yards; there were no other suitable trees in the immediate area) and taking care of business, I returned to my companions and continued swimming -- upstream, of course.

[djbos]

Today I went swimming with a couple friends. We had the (river's) beach all to ourselves. Eventually nature called, though, and so I set out in search of a sheltered tree. The girls just didn't seem to understand the most fundamental truth about guys:

The world is our urinal.

The other guy there, though, understood perfectly: he'd just come back from a three-day camping trip with two other guys. No bathrooms. No outhouses. Heck, his fiance had to talk him into bringing toilet paper.

After having found a suitable tree (just slightly downstream -- maybe 10 yards; there were no other suitable trees in the immediate area) and taking care of business, I returned to my companions and continued swimming -- upstream, of course.

:p
When I was little, we were headed on vacation and were in the middle of nowhere and nature called, so my dad stopped by the side of the road and I thought it was so cool that I didn't want to use the toilet anymore that vacation. :p

[fireproof]

not only that but we can write our name in the snow......

[Labby]

I read B.C. on comics.com. Today's comic:

Wiley's Dictionary: canopy
Definition: required prior to employment consideration

[themadclipper]

Sweet !

[fireproof]

aaah there4 was only one poo related joke at camp after hours this year, most disappointing!