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07-16-2009, 07:45 AM
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My friends recently got a puppy. He's a pug/dachsund mix. Translation: he ain't getting much bigger than he is now. I was with them when they got the little guy, so the three of us were discussing what his name should be. I made a suggestion: LP. Li'l Pooper.
While they eventually settled on "Rogue" (we play WoW, and it fits: he thinks he can take on anything, but is generally useless. Only one thing doesn't fit: everybody actually WANTS him), he's proven on more than one occassion that my name was VERY fitting.
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07-18-2009, 09:23 PM
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Nice!
I just used the exclamation phrase "pooper scooper" on the boards...
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08-14-2009, 07:51 PM
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I finally have a worthy Poo story I think.... Well I work in a Body Shop for the moment and I walked into the office this morning and the manager and assitant manager were having a curious conversation.
It went a little something like this
"what should we do?"
"close the place down Ha Ha!"
"well somebody has to clean it up?"
"Not me!"
"just tell some one its radio active material"
I look at these men funny and go about my business.
Later on.....
My boss tells me.
"Oh that was fake Poop we found on the bathroom floor!!!!"
LOL...they were talking about poo on the mens restroom floor the whole time!
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08-14-2009, 09:20 PM
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I knew we couldn't keep you away!
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08-26-2009, 11:04 PM
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Here's a story from my college days:
On the way home from Urbana '96 our dean of students mentioned how he ended up going to Urbana that year. He was sitting on the porcelain throne and felt God telling him that he had to go. That was how he stated it.
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11-19-2009, 02:24 AM
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You know something? I finally found out where pumpkin pie comes from!
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah. - Ronald Reagan
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams
Murphy's Law: Whatever can go wrong, will.
Caveat to Murphy's Law: Murphy was an optomist.
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11-19-2009, 09:01 AM
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11-19-2009, 10:02 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Labby
You know something? I finally found out where pumpkin pie comes from!
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YES!! Did you make that? Either way, I am thoroughly impressed!
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11-20-2009, 01:04 AM
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Nah, I didn't make it. My dad got it in an e-mail and passed it on. There's a family story behind why he did so.
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The normal make a living; the deranged make history. - Christopher Titus
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah. - Ronald Reagan
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams
Murphy's Law: Whatever can go wrong, will.
Caveat to Murphy's Law: Murphy was an optomist.
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11-21-2009, 07:46 AM
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Saw a semi-funny card at Hallmark.
The front had a cow, and it said, "Poo! I forgot the cake!"
The inside said, "I hope you like pies!"
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