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Old 08-14-2008, 01:47 PM
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I have a little story to share with you.

The past couple nights I've been dealing with mosquito bites that just won't quit itching. I thought my legs were going to be torn to shreds the past couple mornings because I scratched them all night long. It's been making me crazy! Normally a mosquito bite is a bit irritating, no big deal. But I have 17 bites on one leg, 9 on the other and 2 on my left arm. I even complained to my husband about them, which I normally wouldn't do. Anti-itch cream hasn't helped a bit. So....

This morning I made my bed as usual. A while later I went in there and noticed that the sheet was hanging down below the comforter, so I lifted it up to tuck the sheet in better. I was talking to my husband on the phone at the time, and I started screaming. There was a huge, dark, thick legged, nasty, ugly, creepy, disgusting, wolf spider there on the sheet. Dan about freaked out not knowing why I was screaming. Ben, Noah and the daycare kids came running in and all I could do was point at the evil thing on my bed!

I was finally able to blubber out to Dan that there was a horrid spider in our bed and that thing had been crawling on me at night, biting me, making me itch. The kids thought it was a great, amusing display of emotion and started laughing, screaming and running up and down the hallway yelling, "Spider! Spider!" I got off the phone with Dan, grabbed a bottle of RAID and sprayed half a can on the filthy beast. Then we grabbed a book and took care of it for good. One of my brave daycare girls volunteered to pick the remains with a tissue and flush it.

I continued to squeal, wiggle and freak for another 15 minutes or so. I've continued to let out a squeal here and there as the memory enters my mind today. And I keep feeling spiders on me. So much for telling the kids about how good spiders are for eating mosquitoes for us!!! My actions, I'm sure, removed every positive word I'd ever uttered about them. Cara called at the tail end of it and was able to witness (by audio) the remaining minutes of my reaction to our uninvited bed guest. EEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! It was HORRID!


I can hardly stand to look at these, but I thought I'd share:





Info on Wolf Spiders:

Hogna is the genus with the largest of the wolf spiders. Among the Hogna species in the U.S., the nearly solid dark brown H. carolinensis is the largest, with a body that can be more than one inch long. It is sometimes confused with H. helluo (pictured below), which is somewhat smaller and entirely different in coloration.

Some members of the Lycosidae, such as H. carolinensis (called the Carolina wolf spider despite the fact that its range covers much of the U.S.) make deep tubular burrows in and around which they lurk much of the time. Others, such as H. helluo, seek shelter under convenient rocks and other such shelters as nature may provide. They may wander from place to place, and are therefore more likely to be the ones attracted into human habitation when the weather starts to turn colder in autumn

Wolf spiders are not aggressive but will inject venom freely if continually provoked. Symptoms of their venomous bite include swelling, mild pain and itching. Though usually considered harmless to humans, the bite of some species may be painful.

Final Note: Dan didn't get one bite. I'm assuming it's because I use a honey lemon body lotion after showering, and he, of course doesn't.

.... I don't know how I'm going to sleep tonight.
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Old 08-14-2008, 02:00 PM
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! So sorry! That's disgusting!!!!! Glad the kids had fun with it, but sorry it was at your expense hehehe

I may have to check my bed for spiders....I've got the same thing. I wake up with big red spots on my legs. Couldn't tell ya if they itch or not since I can't feel my legs. But I also have been waking up lately with ant bites all over my arms. Time to call the exterminator!
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Old 08-14-2008, 03:02 PM
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wow yeah i hate spiters i been biten by like 2 0 of them use tar nasty stuff and then im all good just have to drian the puss out

but that is nasty i change my sheets once a week
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Old 08-14-2008, 03:39 PM
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Well, it's been cold here for three nights, so the spider must have come in looking for a snuggly place to hang out. I can't believe he found his way to our bed!!! The stinker! Dan has been chuckling at me since he got home. Guys. LOL
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Old 08-14-2008, 05:35 PM
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Ewww, oh man that's just terrible. I really try not to think about what may be lurking in my room/bed. I have to say this post isn't helping that
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Old 08-14-2008, 06:29 PM
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Ewww! That's so creepy! ....and I run out of the room screaming over the tiny ones, I can't imagine how I'd react to one of those! lol.
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Old 08-14-2008, 09:10 PM
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Going to bed...praying I can sleep in there. Dan said I should crawl into a sleeping bad. Just the word "crawl" did me in. I may end up on the couch.
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Laura I am glad you are OK...i know what it feels like to be freaked out by a spider. I have my own story too about a showdown with a wolf spider*insert theme from "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" here* In 2002, when I was living in a two story appartment/town house with 7 other Mexican roomates and sittign at hoem one Friday night relaxing in the den...the main room...where also my bed, TV and bookshelf was...i was watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer on DVD (I wasnt church going and was out fo relationship with God then). Suddenly this big black wolf spider comes out to the middle of the floor. I try to throw my shoe at it but it lands next to the spider. I actuaally missed it by an inch or less...no jokes. It doesnt flich or move. Just twitches one of its legs a lot like someone would tap their index finger out of boredom. It was like it was saying "Is that the best you got?" I grabbed a huge book and was about to smash it, but i saw soon how fast those jokers can move. Lightening fast reflexes. I gave up after two tries as it suddenly jumped at me...probably goign into that fight stage as it felt cornered. Evil thing. I sat there and just stared at it in fear. I moved over quickly and got on my bed...watchign it at all times...watching to see where it would go. I didnt want it to under my beds as i had boxes under it. It could find a way on my bed while i was sleeping if it got under there. So I stared it down for over 30 minutes. I was alone and hoping someone woudl come home soon. Two of my roomates Ivan and Rafael came in from work from Cracker Barrell. I shouted in Spanish and pointed: Aran(~)a! Matala! (Spider! Kill it!) And when Ivan saw it he shouted various obscene explicatives in surprise and fear. He ran into the kitchen and came back in the room with a huge butcher knife and he and Rafael chased it all over the den trying to stab it and stomp on it. Finally, I told rafael to grab the can of 409 bathroom cleaner in the kitchen cabinet and use that to kill it. They cornered it and foamed that spider liek the foam policemen use to subdue people. The monster wouldnt give up. came out of the foam and was still struggling to escape...but by then the chemicals had probably gotten into his spiracles (spider breathign holes located at the abdomen) and he was suffocating and moving slow...you know...like that last attempt the killer or monster makes in a horror movie while dying. Rafaels foot came down on him with a loud thud...and that little hellspawn met his well deserved demise.

I was shaken the rest of the night and continued watching TV. I had bought some Pepsi earlier in the day and was sharing it with Ivan. Suddenly, Ivan started making evil deep voices and going "Muahaha! Jeff, dess is spider ghost...me want Pepsi too...if no give...i come night for you!" with his very basic english and all of his silliness I foudn mysel flaughing until I had tears. Good memory from a bad experience!Stil though, i mean, spiders are nothign to play aroudn with...especially the venomous ones...and it being a rough neighborhood and appartment complex, I mean he could have had a gun or somethign liek that. And if any of his homies had seen him get killed, the gang could have come to avenge his death. Spiders can be evil vindicative creatures
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Old 08-15-2008, 10:00 AM
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Hahahaha! I so enjoyed your story, although I'm sorry you had to go through that. It's bad enough when we can run from it, but it must have been much worse for you.

Last night I was so scared that the dead spider had friends who stayed behind to, like Jeff said, avenge his death. LOL. Dan assured me that they live alone and we were fine and all by ourselves. Then the big booger started singing spider songs to me. HA! I soon fell into a fitful sleep and woke up this morning, went straight for the Raid and sprayed under our bed...just in case!
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I think you jinxed me with your story Laura! Hehehe

Last night I got in bed and couldn't sleep because I had so much on my mind. Finally around 3 I started to dose off when I heard something hit the wall behind me. I shot up and turned around to find a roach crawling right above where my head was!!!!! Eeeeek!!!!! I HAAAAAAAATE roaches! So I jumped outta bed and grabbed my spray and a shoe. It crawled up the wall and was about to go behind a picture I have hanging so I shot it and it flew off the wall and disappeared! That made me even more nervous, not knowing where it was or if it was still alive, so I sat there waiting for it to pop out somewhere....30 minutes later I still hadn't seen it, so I switched my pillows to the opposite side of the bed and went back to sleep. Woke up this morning and my room STILL smells like Raid!
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